carbohydrake:

when a school bus passes with people from another school

image

(Source: 50c)

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

tumblr said i “liked” your post, but in reality? i loved it. i love you

akiraita:

natsudickneel:

this is the best out of context picture ever and you cannot convince me otherwise

akiraita:

natsudickneel:

this is the best out of context picture ever and you cannot convince me otherwise

divinedorothy:

bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

(Source: demonicdorothy)

pennylessproud:

when the teacher comes around to collect your homework

bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

mispronounciation:

Me every morning

(Source: christianslaters)

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

(Source: americanhorrorstorycaps)

me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy