westernkanye:

An important purchase

westernkanye:

An important purchase

(Source: goldenretrieverworld)

bussykween:

have you ever eaten ass?

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17000dollarballpit:

Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?

(Source: okdoufingerurself)

ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

Boston gays in 1773: OMG YAAAAAAASSSS, spill that tea HUNTY!!!!

caseyanthonyofficial:

kim-jong-un-possible:

caseyanthonyofficial:

*Does the ice bucket challenge but with cum*

Why

Just a gift for me. I deserve this.

wordshavepower:

Two kinds of people in the world

(Source: disvalue)

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute)

skyjukebox:

when its quiet and something funny happens that makes you immediately bust out laughing

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