you know when you accidentally close an important tab and you feel like you dropped a baby off a cliff
I’m literally always in a cuddling mood.
straight white boy problems
when ur at the gym getting PUMPED AS FUK & ur phone dies so u can’t listen to eminem’s “lose yourself”
actual straight white boy problems: when people reduce a group of people to a label for biased assholes to make abusive jokes out of
dam bro… chill…. drink a protein shake….
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
hey guys look at these collared greens!
i didn’t spend 2 minutes in photoshop for zero notes