this is how my mom likes to facetime with me

this is how my mom likes to facetime with me

corsmos:

Crushes, a guide:

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oomshi:

Home Alone is soooooo inaccurate that kid didnt even jack off once in like three movies smh smh

(Source: hante)

onesteppcloser:

imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.

(Source: sexbob-ombing)

classysassyrepublican:

Alcohol is the push-up bra for personalities.

superblackgirrl:

This is so fucking relevant for this website I’m dying

(Source: south-park-gifs)

ohshititsgreg:

ohshititsegg:

bagmilk:

ohshititsegg:

*holds young one direction fan as a shield*

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I do not get the joke

There is no joke. Phil of the Future was a great show

(Source: lilacyberbullys)

zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch

werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo